June 2012
33 posts
icwok:
yepperoni:
if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness
that guy behind her is having the time of his life!!!
LOL
May 2012
26 posts
LMFAO
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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OHHHH MY GAWWD. I just found out my drag stuff is at the border for me to pick up!! :D GOING FIRST THING TOMORROW!
infamousvikas:
I LOVE SHIT LIKE THIS.
DAaaang
Let's get Tied!
detrea:
fatsuckingmosquitoes:
Because it’s cool. :DD
fatsuckingmosquitoes.tumblr.com
I think I might hate myaself a bit if I let my shoelaces get this involved, but I’m tempted none the less.
I need to go shoe shopping NOWWW
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Drag.
So it is OFFICIAL. I am doing drag.
On my trip to Ottawa I am going to be going out as Lara Kennen ;) I recently purchased $200 dollars worth of foundation… $100 dollars worth of undergarments (shape wear), and a pair of shoes. I still need to buy makeup for my lips, and eyes. I also need an outfit, but I will be going shopping in Ottawa for that with my fellow queen, Belle Darling <3.
tyleroakley:
I think it’s trying to tell us something.
tyleroakley:
tacobellsprout:
When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else I will curse their families for always and eternity.
My new retirement plan.
What to do...
I really like this guy. He is so sweet, funny, and we had a very similar upbringing… We are good friends right now, and I don’t want to ruin it by telling him about how I feel. I’m worried that he won’t feel the same way about me, and that our friendship would be ruined if I said something.
Any advice?
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